My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
tagged as
Headcanon accepted
tagged as
Thank-you.
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
- Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
IF YOU DIDN’T SCREAM WITH THE AUDIENCE AT THIS POINT THEN YOU’RE LYING
A gathering of pregnant men.
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer

